Puma's posts with tag: women&men
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Why can't I have a guy ?
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 | 4 or 5 ? | Feb 27, '08 6:38 PM
for everyone |
 Link: http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menlovesex/84153/4-fights-that-men-fea...+ 5 Things You Should Never Say to Her
Saying these dooms you to a life of constant arguing,
withering stares, and no sex
Forbidden Phrases
# 1. "Relax."
# 2. "I love you." (During a fight)
# 3. "It's up to you."
# 4. "You knew I was this way..."
# 5. "[Nothing]"
Magic Words
# 1. "Just tell me everything."
# 2. "You are just so beautiful."
# 3. "Sorry. It was my fault."
Women freak out. Often at you. Often for no discernible reason.
You say something that you consider totally innocuous, or even downright nice, only to find that you've offended, enraged, or annoyed us.
Your first problem—being attracted to women, a very weird group of people—is not going to go away. But here's a problem you can solve: word choice.
You need to know the phrases that, once introduced to her volatile atmosphere, will result in explosion (or quiet contempt—no picnic either). Then you need to strike them from your vocabulary.
Warning: Some of these absolute no-no words and phrases seem so incredibly harmless, you may think we're kidding. We're not.
Lastly, I’ve provided a list of magic phrases that you can view as get-out-jail-free cards. Use them sparingly.
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Women // Men
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but also it was titled already as the 4 most famous ads . . . .
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turned up on her computer and does not know how to delete it?
Mit csinál a szőke, hogy elrejtse a képet, amit véletlenül háttérképnek
állított be a számítógépén, és nem tudja, hogyan kell kitörölni?
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I like the way of this company wanna tell us something. That's all.
So I dedicate it to My BabyLove. *blinked*
Incredible!!! Look at that beautiful woman! The text! I remember how I always found myself in that text! Sorry but that is so true! Now I have found the One! Who ISN'T LIKE THE GUYS IN THE LYRICS!  (btw if I wouldn't be taken she could ask me out for a drink)  N~joy! I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me
 Subject: Top reasons why ladies today are still single....
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine"
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and
keep
them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have
dinner with."
* Reflechissez avant de vous engager *
I dedicate it to My Baby... He will know why!
onto a motto "1545"
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 | WOMEN #2 | Oct 17, '07 6:58 PM
for everyone |
"6" sechs or sex ?
Hihihi I am waiting for You
 ATT358794.wmv (2.6 MB)
... that's why we love them ...
2942.wmv (4.2 MB)
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OH MY !!!!!!!!!!!
1-2 cute pictures
3 happy picture
4 very happy picture
5 should I do that ? ? ? ha ha ha
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 U decide. It is always what we see that's what we get? Yesterday evening on the French tv was a show.. and the invited person was a woman, actually a man. We have seen that already but "this one" was a very well done! Needed to make pictures about my own tv... + 1 site of her.. http://www.bambi-lelivre.com/Have fun.
 
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The stuffs above ?
Or below ? ?
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  March 8 is celebrated across the world as International Women's Day (IWD) and provides an opportunity to recognise the achievements of women and their contribution to society. Did You think about it ?
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Watch out (again) Gurlz !!
Drink but not 2 much !
=P
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 What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
No wonder men are happier....
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